Saturday, August 28, 2010

Jeffrey Dahmer was one sick f**k; he killed his gay lovers, had sex with their remains, and even cannibalized some of them. Also he's from Wisconsin. Same as my dad, which I try to bring up whenever possible.

I really can't wait for the new season of Dexter. Season 4's finale is still making me all tingly in anticipation.

Livin' the Dream

You know what would be an awesome job? Maybe you remember that there was this show on discovery or some channel that explored what their experts thought would evolve on earth if all the humans left but sent probes back to earth to observe the effects of time. Basically it was a bunch of guys getting together and saying: "well
I think "Blah blah blah"  is a pretty likely scenario, now let's go do some cool cgi squid-things and make 'em fly around and shit."

Anyway, I'd like to be a person who would make fun of them years later on a blog.
Seriously though, if starfish started falling from the sky and exploding we would have some major issues.

Friday, August 27, 2010

At about this time; early morning after everyone's been sleeping for a while, I often wonder if I could be doing more to improve myself as a person. Then I pontificate on the possible ways that I could be engaged in self improvement; which usually entails envisioning plenty unlikely scenarios involving gun-violence, ninjas, and zombies. And THAT always makes me want to watch TV or play a video game, which is fun for a while, but after a bit I start to wonder if I could be doing more to improve myself as a person.